I don't even care

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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maxtaroisheretoo:

Times are changing…

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centzo:

No trust in this friendship

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